Petite London Escorts
If you are like me, and have a real penchant for these lovely, delicate creatures, this is the escort gallery for you. Packed with more excitement per square inch than any other type of girl, these petite London escorts may be small in stature but believe me, they pack a perfect pleasure punch.
Why do we like petites? Escort research scientists have come up with the following:
1. Their size accentuates their curves.
2. It doesn’t look cool to be standing next to a girl five inches taller than you. This is not Game Of Thrones.
3. They don’t eat so much so you can save on restaurant bills
4. If in any sort of traffic danger, you can easily pick them up out the way, and flex your manly manliness.
5. Tight. Oh yes. As tight as an ant’s bottom.
6. Unknown scientific fact: petite girls rarely snore.